Hot and crazy bikini - part 1

1. Slingshot Bikini

There really isn’t anything to say about this bikini except that we LOVE IT! <3 It seems a bit uncomfortable and like a walking wardrobe malfunction disaster waiting to happen, but, I guess that’s pretty much the whole point of this design.

2. Dissolvable Bikini

A German company invented this marvelous new bikini that disappears once a girl puts it on and takes a swim. The sexy swimsuit disappears by dissolving in water, leaving a woman completely nude and embarrassed. The sexy black swimsuit looks like a real bikini, feels like a real bikini and fits like a real bikini. The only difference is that it’s made from a material that completely melts away after a few seconds in water. Named the “Get Naked Bikini,” the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for recently-dumped dudes.

3. Bacon Bikini

It literary can’t get any better than this – a hot woman or two of them and bacon! Somehow it makes me suspicious… There must be a trick somewhere in there. Or, this may be the western version of the old Japanese tradition named Nyotaimori, where instead of bacon, they serve raw fish on naked woman’s body.

4. The 3-Legged Bikini

Maybe you didn’t see it right away. I didn’t. But what’s bizarre about these—aside from the fact that these two gals are wearing the same suit, which I think is unusual—are the goofy bottom pieces. Really, what the hell is up with that? It looks like they’re designed for aliens with a third leg or something.

5. Grass Bikini

I’m not quite sure if that is grass, or moss, or even pot. Yeah, it’s cool that the bathing suite is biodegradable, but this is just not a flattering look.